Monday, June 7, 2010

The 4th Kind

The year I was born, Steven Spielberg released a movie that would be regarded as one of the best science fiction films for decades to come (three decades so far). That movie was Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.  The "3rd" refers to a person having seen an alien. 
Now, over 30 years later, an innovative and brave director decided to step up the game... all the way up to 4!

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Strange Wilderness

When I was in eighth grade, my friend and I wrote a short story. It was a parody of Star Wars. There were characters like Princess Laid-a, Puke Skywalker, Chew-caca, etc. Oh, we were brilliant. So brilliant we handed it in for the teacher to enjoy. Needless to say, he didn't quite appreciate our artistic genius.
Strange Wilderness is a movie that was written by some other eighth graders. But instead of handing the paper into their teacher, they somehow sold it to a blind and deaf movie studio executive.

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Mama's Boy

Another movie with Napoleon Dynamite. He's made enough movies now I guess I should stop referring to him as Napoleon Dynamite, and call him Jon Heder. But.... I'll just keep calling him Napoleon.

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I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

I want someone to eat cheese with. Hmm... It's a long name. I had the feeling that this name was chosen specifically because it's too long to be a proper movie title. I had seen a preview of this movie, and some of the jokes had cracked me up a bit. So, I gave it a go.

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So here we are. One of the biggest blockbuster movies last year. There was so much hype I had to see it.

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Drillbit Taylor

Ok, so our first review here is Drillbit Taylor. I don't think this is going to bring any immediate fans to this site, unless you are hardcore Owen Wilson fans.

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