Showing posts with label fat kid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat kid. Show all posts
Monday, December 17, 2012
Christmas Spectacular - Bad Santa
There are two reasons to hate Santa. The first is because he never brought you that life-size My Buddy doll you wanted when you were 14. The second reason is because he's being played by Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Before you take your kids to the mall to see Santa, read on to make sure you're not making a mistake.
Labels:
alcoholic,
bad,
Billy Bob Thornton,
cox,
crotch kick to a kid,
fat kid,
mean person,
santa,
scum
Monday, November 5, 2012
The Sitter
"Hello. This is Jonah Hill".
"Hi. I'm a studio exec. You were in that movie with all the kids, right?"
"Superbad? Yeah. That's me. But recently I've been in..."
"So do you want to be in another movie with lots of toilet humour?"
"I don't know. I'm trying to get out of that image."
"We'll pay you millions of dollars, and you get to wear the same shirt you wore in all your other movies".
"Um... is there going to be at least one dick joke?"
"Sure, sure. In fact, we'll set someone's crotch on fire."
"Sign me up!"
Click the link to see what your hard earned money paid for.
"Hi. I'm a studio exec. You were in that movie with all the kids, right?"
"Superbad? Yeah. That's me. But recently I've been in..."
"So do you want to be in another movie with lots of toilet humour?"
"I don't know. I'm trying to get out of that image."
"We'll pay you millions of dollars, and you get to wear the same shirt you wore in all your other movies".
"Um... is there going to be at least one dick joke?"
"Sure, sure. In fact, we'll set someone's crotch on fire."
"Sign me up!"
Click the link to see what your hard earned money paid for.
Labels:
alcoholic,
annoying kid,
babysitter,
drunk,
fat kid,
jonah hill,
smart-ass teenagers,
stupid,
superbad
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Moneyball
As of this writing, we're about a month away from Major League spring training. That means everyone's going to be trying to figure out who the next big name will be. Some do it with their gut. Brad Pitt does it with a computer algorithm and the fat kid from Super Bad.
Click the link to find out if his strategy worked...
Labels:
baseball,
brad pitt,
eating,
fat kid,
jonah hill,
oakland A's,
superbad
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