Sunday, December 23, 2012
Christmas Spectacular - The Polar Express
The Polar Express was a kids picture book written back in the 80's. It was 32 pages long, and like most picture books, consisted of full page illustrations and a simple story. Robert Zemeckis thought this would be the perfect vehicle to play with motion-capture technology.
Read on to see what the creator of Back to the Future watches on Christmas.
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CGI,
christmas,
dead eyes,
dolls eyes,
scary,
Tom Hanks,
train,
uncanny valley,
ungodly
Monday, December 17, 2012
Christmas Spectacular - Bad Santa
There are two reasons to hate Santa. The first is because he never brought you that life-size My Buddy doll you wanted when you were 14. The second reason is because he's being played by Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Before you take your kids to the mall to see Santa, read on to make sure you're not making a mistake.
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alcoholic,
bad,
Billy Bob Thornton,
cox,
crotch kick to a kid,
fat kid,
mean person,
santa,
scum
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Christmas Spectacular - Christmas With the Kranks
Christmas? Who needs it. Let's go to the Bahamas. Or maybe we should stay in town take turns crapping in Santa's hat. Yeah, that sounds like more fun. Bring on the Chipotle!
Click the link to learn what bad kids get to watch at Christmas.
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christmas,
crap,
crazy town,
insane neighbours,
jamie lee curtis,
tim allen
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Christmas Spectacular - Home Alone
What do you get when you take a bratty kid, his pre-occupied and uncaring parents, a group of siblings and cousins who hate each other, some burglars, a scary man with a shovel, and shove them all inside a Christmas Turkey? Why, you get Home Alone, of course.
Read on to recall why you still feel nauseated anytime a person holds their face and screams...
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
The First Annual Christmas Movie Review Spectacular!
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christmas,
first annual,
santa,
spectacular
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