Monday, June 7, 2010
The 4th Kind
The year I was born, Steven Spielberg released a movie that would be regarded as one of the best science fiction films for decades to come (three decades so far). That movie was Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind. The "3rd" refers to a person having seen an alien.
Now, over 30 years later, an innovative and brave director decided to step up the game... all the way up to 4!
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Labels:
abduction,
alien,
crappy filmmaking,
documentary,
UFO
Monday, March 15, 2010
Strange Wilderness
When I was in eighth grade, my friend and I wrote a short story. It was a parody of Star Wars. There were characters like Princess Laid-a, Puke Skywalker, Chew-caca, etc. Oh, we were brilliant. So brilliant we handed it in for the teacher to enjoy. Needless to say, he didn't quite appreciate our artistic genius.
Strange Wilderness is a movie that was written by some other eighth graders. But instead of handing the paper into their teacher, they somehow sold it to a blind and deaf movie studio executive.
Click the link to read the full review of this disaster...
Labels:
crap,
shit,
strange,
stupid,
wilderness
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
I want someone to eat cheese with. Hmm... It's a long name. I had the feeling that this name was chosen specifically because it's too long to be a proper movie title. I had seen a preview of this movie, and some of the jokes had cracked me up a bit. So, I gave it a go.
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